How to Comment in a Class Room Setting

Dear woman in my class that can't shut up,

1. Less is more: Keep your comments short and sweet. By talking in circles you sound more idiotic and arrogant, not intelligent. If your comment takes more than 1 minute, it's too long and I will tune out.

2. I payed to hear the teacher talk: You aren't the teacher. I don't care that you think you are the smartest person in the world. You aren't. You know almost nothing. The teacher knows much more than you.

3. I don't care: I don't care that you think you are a saint. I don't care that you love to scrap book. I don't care about your family trip or the time little Johnny threw up and it was so traumatic and it really brought you closer to God. I just don't care.


With all due respect,
KV

P.S.: SHUT UP